Jim Carrey was on Conan O'Brien in Toronto. He's bald, and funny. And now Eric McCormick is on there, and Conan touched his man-boob. And said man-boob. Which made me laugh. And I just read good Todd/Kurtage, and have written about six pages of frenzied notes on a massive huge epic gonna-be-the-death-of-me fic that I thought of months ago and haven't thought about again until two days ago.
AAAAAAAH!!! THE QUIZNO'S HAMSTERS FROM HELL!!! [dies]