"No, I don't have a cold. But my nose IS shoved up a dog's ass."
"Can you say bang a dog up the ass on TV?"
"You're really digging yourself a deep hole."
"A hole that I will bang my w-" [[Please Stand By]]
"You will lick my shiny boots, for you are now my dog-on-a-leash."
"We will moisten your dreams with...MAN-URINE."
...What...the...FUCK was up with SG:C2C tonight?!! XD
"This here's my demon face. You see, I'm Satan's onion...scallop.."
"Rubrubrubrubrub my robot ass."
[moment of silence for the dearly departed Brak Show] WHY!! WHY MY BRAK SHOW!! I LOVEDED YOU BRAKY, I LOVEDED YOOOOOOU!!!! [sobs uncontrollably in a corner]
- Music:Random Funeral Dirge