"These pants are down and I'm ready to party!!"
OMG!! "Plutonians are teh suck." XD
"Bugger off, you silly little ineffectual wanker!!"
"Okay...good day to your ass, sir."
"There's nothing like the sound of a bloodcat mauling a fat kid."
"Son, I just learned a valuable lesson. Never cross your sweet mother unless, and this is a key point, unless you want your arm ripped off and shoved up your ass."
Wow. I just finished a whole bottle of Welch's Sparkling White Grape Juice (so much nummier than champagne, and without that nasty hangover business) almost by myself.
Double wow....I actually got some writing done!!! [goes to post places]