Dominating Crimson (crimsonobsessor) wrote,
Dominating Crimson

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Well fuckity-fuck poo.

Is there just something about this time of year that makes that much more bad shite happen to people? Or perhaps it's that with so much pressure on everyone anyway, the bad shite hurts so much more.

What the FUCK is the logic behind an electronic 'honesty test'. OVER THE FUCKING PHONE. With answers like that, and judging by the PERFECTLY HONEST answers I gave, none of which were very incriminating, the only way to actually pass the fucking test must be to LIE ABOUT YOUR ANSWERS. What, I'm dishonest and untrustworthy because I'd consider keeping a bag of money I found lying around with no possible way of finding the owner? Or maybe it's because I believe many other people steal from their own jobs (BECAUSE I'VE SEEN IT HAPPEN) even though I myself HAVE NEVER AND WILL NEVER steal from my place of employment, or ANY OTHER FUCKING PLACE? Or maybe, just maybe it's because I've NEVER tried to bend the rules at my job, or tried to see just how fucking far I can get away with shite?!! IS THAT IT?!!


This would've been my DREAM JOB, at least for this time, working in a nice quiet little bookstore in the same mall my mom AND stepbrother work at. Transportation would've been the easiest thing in the world, because there'd almost certainly be someone going there sometime during the day. The latest I'd ever have to get off would've been, like, 10 pm. The people who work there seem really nice, the great lady who I talked to both times (assistant manager I think?) was great and I think she liked me. I'd figured they weren't hiring because it was a week before they called back, but I knew if I could just get in for an interview I'd be able to make a pretty good show of myself, with my academic record, my sales record, my love of books and ability to deal with customers (if you can deal with BLOCKBUSTER customers, you can deal with ANYONE). If I could just get an interview, I knew, I'd probably be able to make it in.

But no. I can't interview, because according to some 'yes or no answer' test, taken by pressing buttons over the phone without ever actually talking to a live human being, I'M DISHONEST. Well FUCK YOU VERY MUCH TOO, testing company. Fuck you indeed. Right up the arse with no lube and a studded dildo. Time to go to the Davis Kidd a block over. I need some fucking chocolate.


In lighter news, I joined this message board pretty much for the sole purpose of posting to this thread.

What can I say, I love to spread the corruption...and it'll be so very amusing if I get responses that are...less than flattering, heh. I also posted in this thread today, about Evolutionizing my beloved Petey boy.

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