Dominating Crimson (crimsonobsessor) wrote,
Dominating Crimson

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Once upon a time there has a young SEX SLAVE named KURT. He was SEXILY DDRING in the SCHMOOPY forest when he met NAUGHTY TODD, a run-away SUPERHERO from the RANDY Queen RISTY.

KURT could see that NAUGHTY TODD was hungry so he reached into his CIGAR BOX and give him his WEALTHY KUMQUATS. NAUGHTY TODD was thankful for KURT's KUMQUATS, so he told KURT a very SMUTTY story about Queen RISTY's daughter ROGUE. How her mother, the RANDY Queen RISTY, kept her locked away in a MANSION protected by a gigantic MOOSE, because ROGUE was so PURTY.

KURT BOWLED. He vowed to NAUGHTY TODD the SUPERHERO that he would save the PURTY ROGUE. He would SCREAM the MOOSE, and take ROGUE far away from her eveil mother, the RANDY Queen RISTY, and SCHWING her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a PR0NY SEX and NAUGHTY TODD the SUPERHERO began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic MOOSE from his story. RANDY Queen RISTY PRANCED out from behind a SQUEAKY-TOY and struck KURT dead. In the far off MANSION you could hear a MOO.


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[dies laughing]

I am 62% Goth

Oh My Goth! You Goth, Girl. There is a good chance I am bi. Freakiness pumps through my viens, but I can still laugh at myself.

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Heh heh, a good chance I'm bi huh? What're the odds...

I am 37% Geek

You probably work in computers, or a history deptartment at a college. You never really fit in with the "normal" crowd. But you have friends, and this is a good thing.

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I am 75% Internet Addict

Whoa, am I ever addicted! I'm probably a little over weight with lots of acne, feeling lost, and alone, trying to escape from my sorry life with an internet life. I must crawl outta the basement, see

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[smiles proudly]

I am 42% Tortured Artist

I have some artistic ability, but it is probably a hobby and doesn't drive my life into a dark abysmal hole were I am alone and against the world.

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Aaaaw. ;_;

I am 82% Evil Genius

I am pure evil. I lie awake at night devising schemes of world domination, and I will not rest until all living souls bend to my will.

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I am 32% Raver

Well, I may have been to a rave. I probably know a bunch of ravers, but they may think of me as an outsider. That's okay, at least I am not a complete freak.

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I am 42% Metal Head

Most other metal-heads acknowledge my presence, but they laugh at me behind my back. Maybe I need to stop spending all that money on haircuts and invest in a few Pantera T-shirts.

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