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Crimson Obsession
homo sum; humani nihil mihi alienum est
Who needs sleep, yeah you're never gonna get it... 
20th-Aug-2003 07:05 am
[Phoenix] X-Files Edgeworth.
Snape was not the Death-Eaters' potions wonk. He was their dungeon master and head sexual interrogator. Little known fact.

[laughing so hard there's a stitch in her side]

Taken from the unbelievably funny 'Everything I Need to Know I Learned from Harry Potter Fanfic' found here: http://www.livejournal.com/users/acadine/12479.html


[skips off the finish RPing for the night...day]
21st-Aug-2003 12:18 am (UTC)
31. And when she's with Snape? Entire female populations have been known to spontaneously ovulate from the hotness. Apparently, the grease from Snape's hair cancels out Hermione's bushiness. Snape/Hermione is not about intellectualism, it is about symbiotic hair-care co-dependency. <-- this is the one that got me :D. And I couldn't laugh, or my dad would've looked over my shoulder!!
21st-Aug-2003 12:09 pm (UTC)
XD That whole thing had me rolling on the bed. Pure genius.
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