Snape was not the Death-Eaters' potions wonk. He was their dungeon master and head sexual interrogator. Little known fact.
[laughing so hard there's a stitch in her side]
Taken from the unbelievably funny 'Everything I Need to Know I Learned from Harry Potter Fanfic' found here: http://www.livejournal.com/users/acadine/12479.html
GO! READ IT NOW!!!
[skips off the finish RPing for the night...day]