I'm trying to set your head on fire.
With my mind.
Auditory : 56%
Visual : 43%
Left : 40%
Right : 60%
Tif, you show a slight right-hemisphere dominance with a moderate preference for auditory processing, an unusual and somewhat paradoxical combination of characteristics.
You are drawn to a random and sometimes nonchalant synthesis of material. You learn as it seems important to a specific situation, and might even develop a resentment of others who attempt to direct your learning down a specific channel.
Your right-hemispheric dominance provides a structure that is only loosely organized and one which processes entire swatches of reality, overlooking details. You are emotional in your reactions and perceptual more than logical in your approach, although you can impose structure and a language base when necessary.
Your auditory preference, on the other hand, implies that you process information sequentially and unidimensionally. This combination of right-brain and auditory modes creates conflict, as you want to process data more rapidly than your natural processes allow.
Your tendency to be creative and free-flowing is accompanied by sufficient ability to organize and be logical, allowing you a reasonable degree of success in a number of different endeavors. You take in information methodically and systematically which can then be synthesized rapidly. In this manner, you manage to function consistently well, although certainly less efficiently than you desire.
You prefer the abstract and are a theoretician at heart while retaining the ability to be practical. You find the symbolism in a great deal of what you encounter and are something of a "mystic."
With regards to your lifestyle, you have the mentality which would be good as a philosopher, writer, journalist, or instructor, or possibly as a systems designer or social worker. Perhaps most important is your ability to "listen to your inner voice" as a mode of skipping over unnecessary steps to achieve your goals.
If I were a month I would be: April
If I were a day of the week I would be: Saturday
If I were a time of day I would be: 12am.
If I were a planet I would be: Mars
If I were a sea animal I would be: Sea Lion
If I were a direction I would be: zig zag!
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: Bondage Cross [snicker]
If I were a sin I would be: Gluttony. Or maybe lust. XD
If I were a historical figure I would be: Shakespeare (I wish)
If I were a liquid I would be: Chocolate syrup
If I were a stone, I would be: Ruby
If I were a tree, I would be: Baobab
If I were a bird, I would be: Raven
If I were a tool, I would be: Sledgehammer
I I were a flower/plant, I would be: Black Rose
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: Raging thunderstorm
If I were a mythical creature, I would be: A Vampire. Second choice, a Dragon. ^_^
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: Celtic Flute
If I were an animal, I would be: Black Panther
If I were a color, I would be: Royal Blue
If I were an emotion, I would be: Desire?
If I were a vegetable, I would be: Black Olives
If I were a sound, I would be: A Squee O_o
If I were an element, I would be: Silver sounds good to me too ^_^
If I were a car, I would be: A Humvie!
If I were a song, I would be: "In the End" by Linkin Park
If I were a movie, I would be directed by: Kevin Smith definitely sounds right
If I were a book, I would be written by: Jhonen Vasquez [grin]. Unless you restrict it to novelists, in which case it would probably be...Anne McCaffrey
If I were a food, I would be: Chocolate
If I were a place, I would be: Nationally, Memphis, TN (what can I say, this is MY town). Internationally, Scotland.
If I were a fabric, I would be: Satin
If I were a taste, I would be: Salty
If I were a scent, I would be: Eucalyptus or rain, something fresh and clearing.
If I were a religion, I would be: Christianity, the good parts.
If I were a word, I would be: In English, Writing. In Japanese, Eien.
If I were an object, I would be: A Journal.
If I were a body part I would be: An Eye
If I were a facial expression I would be: Excitement
If I were a subject in school I would be: Art
If I were a cartoon character I would be: Zim, Arrogance Personified O_o
If I were a shape I would be a: Sphere
If I were a number I would be: 7
If I were a comic strip character I would be: Bucky from Get Fuzzy