I am SO FUCKING HAPPY~!!!
Do you want to know WHY I'm so fucking happy?
Thas' right. I got it. My dream car.
Isn't it BEAUTIFUL?
As you can see, I had to sell my soul to get it...
But fuck, was it ever worth it! VROOM VROOM!!!
Seriously, though, this baby has EVERYTHING. Harman Kardon eight-speaker sound system, sport package (sport suspension, DSC, real leather sport seats), power everything (including, possibly, windshield wipers? There's a box on the windshield that I suspect could be automatic rain-sensing windshield wipers, guess we'll find out when it rains...but either way, windshield wiper in the BACK WINDOW TOO OMG), heated seats (fuck do I need these in the morning), bike rack (not that I'd use it...), spoiler, and did I mention the MOON ROOF?
I haven't loved an inanimate object this hard since I got my computer. And now I'm going to be poor for the next 84 months but WHO CARES, I GOTS A MINI. WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!!