October 11th, 2007

[Phoenix] Happy Halloween!

GIP



I have tons of stuff to post about, but I'm trying to RP (OMGOMGOMGOMG RPING IS SO MUCH FUN WHY DID WE EVER STOP!??! NOW I HAVE NO LIFE ANYMORE!! YAY!) so I'm just gonna stick this up here and GIP y'all and go on about my business. :)

P.S. Someone needs to smack me for thinking of Edgeworth every time I hear almost any of Linkin Park's songs. WHY HE GOTTA BE SO EMO?! Bridgie and I spent half our work day emailing each other with song lyrics that Phoenix and Edgeworth could sing to each other. It was absolutely glorious. I think she won when she dragged out Celine Dion, but I almost had her with 'It's Been a While'!
[Phoenix] Office sex

IF THIS IS WRONG I DON'T WANNA BE WRIGHT....er, right. [is shot]

Phoenix finally breaks down crying. "God, Edgeworth! Don't you care that I CHANGED MY FUCKING LIFE GOAL just so I could TALK TO YOU AGAIN?! WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SO INSTENSITIVE?!"
"I mean... I mean... DO I NEED TO SING YOU A SONG?!"
"Let's waste time... chasing cars... Edgeworth, let's chase cars!!!!!!"
"TOGETHER. AROUND OUR HEADS."
"ARE YOU LISTENING, EDGEWORTH?"


"Wright, are you insane? Are you on something? You're beginning to scare me."


"If I just lay... if I just lay here... would you lie with me? Would you lie with me, Edgeworth? And just forget the world?"


"All right, I'm leaving."


"Wait..!! You were my strength when I was weak! You were my voice when I couldn't speak!!!"


"Get away from me!"


"But, you must feel something, too! As uneccesary as those feelings may be... they're there! YOU SAID SO YOURSELF."
*unnecesary?
*UNNECESSARY??
D:
"I tried so hard..."


"Wright, I have pepper spray. Don't make me use it!"


"Forget it... In the end, it doesn't even matter........"


"Oh god. Please don't make me hurt you. Because I will if I have to, and I don't want to mess up my manicure."


"I know it's been a while, since I first saw you... It's been a while since I've gone and fucked things up just like I always do, you know? It's been a while... but all that shit seems to disappear when I'm with you."
"E-Edgeworth... D:"
D':
"Ahem. composes self


"Are you quite done?"


"Yes, I think so."
"But... one more thing..."
"I'M EVERYTHING I AM BECAUSE YOU LOVED ME."


"I'll be in my trailer."


"I'll be in your bed."
"Masturbating."


"...I'll be there in five."


"Awesome."

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In other news, I reserved Edgeworth at dramadramaduck. WTF GROUP RP!?! NO WAI!!