January 12th, 2004

[Phoenix] X-Files Edgeworth.

"We must man-hug you!"

"No, I don't have a cold. But my nose IS shoved up a dog's ass."

"Can you say bang a dog up the ass on TV?"
"No."

"You're really digging yourself a deep hole."
"A hole that I will bang my w-" [[Please Stand By]]

"You will lick my shiny boots, for you are now my dog-on-a-leash."

"We will moisten your dreams with...MAN-URINE."

...What...the...FUCK was up with SG:C2C tonight?!! XD

"This here's my demon face. You see, I'm Satan's onion...scallop.."

"Rubrubrubrubrub my robot ass."

[moment of silence for the dearly departed Brak Show] WHY!! WHY MY BRAK SHOW!! I LOVEDED YOU BRAKY, I LOVEDED YOOOOOOU!!!! [sobs uncontrollably in a corner]
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