January 1st, 2004

[Phoenix] X-Files Edgeworth.

"HEY EVERYBODY!! Commence ta' jigglin'!!!"


"These pants are down and I'm ready to party!!"

OMG!! "Plutonians are teh suck." XD

"Bugger off, you silly little ineffectual wanker!!"

"Okay...good day to your ass, sir."

"There's nothing like the sound of a bloodcat mauling a fat kid."

"Son, I just learned a valuable lesson. Never cross your sweet mother unless, and this is a key point, unless you want your arm ripped off and shoved up your ass."

Wow. I just finished a whole bottle of Welch's Sparkling White Grape Juice (so much nummier than champagne, and without that nasty hangover business) almost by myself.

Double wow....I actually got some writing done!!! [goes to post places]
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[Phoenix] X-Files Edgeworth.

FIC: 'Act Naturally', Todd/Kurt, X-Men: Evolution, PG

Mmm, spending the wee hours of the first morning of the year writing ficcage...can't think of much things that're better than that ^_^.

Title: Act Naturally
Fandom: X-Men: Evolution
Pairing: Dur.
Rating: PG
Summary: Kurt's finding it hard to keep pretending...
Author's Notes: Written for contrelamontre's 'non-song songfic' challenge, in which we had to use lyrics from songs in the narration or dialogue of the fic. To the tune of Semisonic's 'Act Naturally', which I don't own either. Lyrics after the fic!

Disclaimer: Closest-thing-to-bishounen-America's-got Kurt and the lovely and amazing Toad-Boy belong to Marvel, the WB, and probably bunches of other wonderful peoples. So do anyone else mentioned herein. I don't own them, I'm just a klepto who intends no harm and will return them when I'm done. Please dun hurt me.

SLASH DISCLAIMER: This...is...SLASH. Ever seen Boy Meets Boy? That's what this is, only in this case it's Elf meets Toad. If the thought of boys loving boys (and kissing boys and touching boys etc. etc.) makes you make little sicky noises, you probably want to go somewhere else.

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[Phoenix] X-Files Edgeworth.


Your Ultimate Purity Score Is...
CategoryYour Score Average
Explored the pleasures of the flesh
Has yet to see self in mirror
Sex Drive 97.4%
The Pope is envious
Felt someone up once
Gayness 58.9%
Had that experience at camp
Fucking Sick86.7%
Refreshingly normal
You are 75.96% pure
Average Score: 72.6%

Don't know about this XD.
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    Act Naturally - Semisonic