August 28th, 2003

[Phoenix] X-Files Edgeworth.

I wanna heal, I wanna feel...

"the pioneer, builder, doer,

You create what is needed for future generations.
You have a deep love for adventure, travel,
change, the creative process, setting new
things in motion, and changing both internally
and externally. You have a great gift of
visionary perception, an eye for what is and is
not working.

which major arcana of the thoth tarot deck are you? short, with pictures and detailed results
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ah yes. the iris. you are the mysterious one of
the bunch. you sometimes have a sad tinge
about you, yet you're still great to be around.
you probably have a deep poetic soul. express
it if you aren't already. you probably like to
be alone, but when you do get out with your
friends you enjoy it. you really are a trend
setter, even if you may not realise it. people
are drawn to your charisma and want to be like
you. try to have a more optimistic outlook--
things are probably better than they seem!

what non-stereotypical flower would you be (with pictures)
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"You don't need a costume if you've got shoes, a g-string, and an umbrella." -neat old burlesque dancer on Real Sex

Bridgie: Oookie dokie. Whatever you say, cap'n!
Tif: Heh, aye aye ^_^.
Bridgie: I salute you, oh dominatrix pirate, as I am but your lowly, naughty cabin girl.
Tif: O_O Oh the happy naughty thoughts I'm having right now XD.
Bridgie: XD

Heh heh.

The X2 2-disc DVD set comes out 11/25, with TONS of extras, as does a COLLECTION of four discs, with both X-Men 1.5 and X2 on it!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!! I'm getting the $40 collection, yes I am. By the Tallest, I hope we get a screener in the next month or so....
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    Somewhere I Belong-Linkin Park
[Phoenix] X-Files Edgeworth.



Once upon a time there has a young SEX SLAVE named KURT. He was SEXILY DDRING in the SCHMOOPY forest when he met NAUGHTY TODD, a run-away SUPERHERO from the RANDY Queen RISTY.

KURT could see that NAUGHTY TODD was hungry so he reached into his CIGAR BOX and give him his WEALTHY KUMQUATS. NAUGHTY TODD was thankful for KURT's KUMQUATS, so he told KURT a very SMUTTY story about Queen RISTY's daughter ROGUE. How her mother, the RANDY Queen RISTY, kept her locked away in a MANSION protected by a gigantic MOOSE, because ROGUE was so PURTY.

KURT BOWLED. He vowed to NAUGHTY TODD the SUPERHERO that he would save the PURTY ROGUE. He would SCREAM the MOOSE, and take ROGUE far away from her eveil mother, the RANDY Queen RISTY, and SCHWING her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a PR0NY SEX and NAUGHTY TODD the SUPERHERO began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic MOOSE from his story. RANDY Queen RISTY PRANCED out from behind a SQUEAKY-TOY and struck KURT dead. In the far off MANSION you could hear a MOO.


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[dies laughing]

I am 62% Goth

Oh My Goth! You Goth, Girl. There is a good chance I am bi. Freakiness pumps through my viens, but I can still laugh at myself.

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Heh heh, a good chance I'm bi huh? What're the odds...

I am 37% Geek

You probably work in computers, or a history deptartment at a college. You never really fit in with the "normal" crowd. But you have friends, and this is a good thing.

Take the Geek Test at

I am 75% Internet Addict

Whoa, am I ever addicted! I'm probably a little over weight with lots of acne, feeling lost, and alone, trying to escape from my sorry life with an internet life. I must crawl outta the basement, see

Take the Internet Addict Test at

[smiles proudly]

I am 42% Tortured Artist

I have some artistic ability, but it is probably a hobby and doesn't drive my life into a dark abysmal hole were I am alone and against the world.

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Aaaaw. ;_;

I am 82% Evil Genius

I am pure evil. I lie awake at night devising schemes of world domination, and I will not rest until all living souls bend to my will.

Take the Evil Genius Test at


I am 32% Raver

Well, I may have been to a rave. I probably know a bunch of ravers, but they may think of me as an outsider. That's okay, at least I am not a complete freak.

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I am 42% Metal Head

Most other metal-heads acknowledge my presence, but they laugh at me behind my back. Maybe I need to stop spending all that money on haircuts and invest in a few Pantera T-shirts.

Take the Metal Head Test at

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    "I'm Goin' Home"-Rocky Horror Picture Show