March 28th, 2003

[Phoenix] X-Files Edgeworth.

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Crimson Obsession
is a
Garlic-Eating Woollen Monkey


...with a Battle Rating of 6.2



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Drat!

Invader Tat
is a
Gravel-Eating Colobus Monkey


...with a Battle Rating of 6.2



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defeat Invader Tat, enter your name:



Garg!! Foiled again! >:(

What an interesting night. Went to the casino, didn't win a Hummer, spent THREE HOURS listening to 'this should be the last one', 'we're about done', from my stepdad. And we didn't even have to wait for him, we could've just taken the shuttle back to the hotel, which is what we ended up doing, at ONE IN THE DAMN MORNING O_O. I still had to dye my hair, and I wasn't about to go to sleep without spending at least a few minutes of the free room we'd spent all of ten minutes in before going over to the casinos.He could've offered to drop us off at the hotel, then come back and played. Or even told us that he was going to be THREE FUCKING HOURS!!!

Okay, I'm calm.

Plus side, it was Karaoke night at the casino bar!!! And [PSAG!!!] I actually got up and sang O_O. It was scary. I did Wish You Were Here [huggles the song] since that was the only one on the list I knew well enough. I didn't expect any of the crowd to even know the song, but people started going 'whoo!' the second the music started XD. It was an octave or so too low for me, but I think I did okay, except for a few of the 'wish you were here's which I couldn't remember exactly. But when we left right after several people told me how well I did, so yay! ^_^ It's definitely something I could get used to.

While waiting our turns, mom and I met this nice woman with a really good voice, who talked with us and gave us some pointers and such. And some of the karaoke singers were quite good, really playing up to the crowd. Best part of the evening was when someone got up to sing 'Baby Got Back' XD. The guy couldn't sing worth a damn, he's one of those monotone people, but just a few seconds into the song this large black woman got up and started dancing all over the dance floor, shaking her butt all over the place XD. It was hilarious, and then a guy joined her, and THEN another guy joined her, this one dancing really goofily and sandwiching her between him and the other guy. Twas hilarious indeed! I need to find good karaoke bars in Memphis XD.

...I'm so tired XD. [wanders off to catch up on LJs]
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    Wish You Were Here-Incubus
[Phoenix] X-Files Edgeworth.

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I forgot the most memorable part of my performance...when my big ass-belt covered boots got tangled up in the mike cord! WHOO! XD
  • Current Music
    Easier to Run-Linkin Park
[Phoenix] X-Files Edgeworth.

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The Crimson One
is a
Muesli-Eating Macaque Monkey


...with a Battle Rating of 4.2



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What the fook? I'm just not a very good battle-monkey type thingy am I? O_o

There's a cool Sci-Fi/Fantasy Con this weekend. I want to go so badly, but I don't think I can afford it, for I want to spend money on joining the LP Underground in prep for the concert. Garg. I wanna go to the con dressed as Lime ;_;.
  • Current Music
    Don't Stay-Linkin Park
[Phoenix] X-Files Edgeworth.

Keep forgetting these damn subject lines...

Did I mention mom sang a song to me? I've never heard it before, some Olivia Newton John one, but it was sweet of her to do that ^_^. [HUGS for da mommeh!!!]

And the next best part of the trip...Stopping by the gift shop in the casino and buying a BIG BOUNCY BALL! WHOO!!! [bounces it]
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    Nobody's Listening-Linkin Park
[Phoenix] X-Files Edgeworth.

What the fook?

Depressed..
You're depressed. Really you are. And you
definitely have a reason. You often space out
and stare at things blankly, even if you're
normally hyper and energetic. This is because
nothing really seems important anymore. You
might just be sad right now, or you might be
manic depressive. Don't worry. Have some cocoa
and stuff'll be ok.


How Depressed are You?
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O_o?
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    Crawling-Linkin Park
[Phoenix] X-Files Edgeworth.

More quizzy doom...

Coconut
Fuzzy Coconut! You are a fuzzy coconut. You live on
Glucose and live in a tree like a crazy mofo
with leprosy. You have been mistaken for a
bowling ball and probably identify with the
Lion King because they sing "I've got a
lovely bunch of coconuts.."


What Fuzzy Thing Are You?
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XD

Smirk
You're the smirk,a frown-smile hybrid that's a
little bit cocky and usually associated with
evil or arrogant,but attractive people.You
probably just don't give a damn,but it's
everyone else's fault if you don't because
you're too awesome to have any real faults.


What Kind of Smile are You?
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[smirks viciously]
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    [munch munch]
[Phoenix] X-Files Edgeworth.

Idiocy XD

Invader Zim
is a
Cheese-Eating Assassin Monkey


...with a Battle Rating of 6.1



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Invader Skoodge
is a
Plastic-Eating Flying Monkey


...with a Battle Rating of 5.4



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Jendai Kaalae
is a
Plastic-Eating Rhesus Monkey


...with a Battle Rating of 4.1



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^_^;;; Sorry AF!

Shloonktapooxis
is a
Bug-Eating Macaque Monkey


...with a Battle Rating of 4.7



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Lard Nar
is a
Sausage-Eating Spider Monkey


...with a Battle Rating of 7.0



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Professor Membrane
is a
Cabbage-Eating Space Monkey


...with a Battle Rating of 4.7



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Monkey
is a
Bug-Eating Attack Monkey


...with a Battle Rating of 6.5



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Keef
is a
Tripe-Eating Surrender Monkey


...with a Battle Rating of 0.0



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XD

GIR
is a
Tripe-Eating Colobus Monkey


...with a Battle Rating of 3.2



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Jhonen Vasquez
is a
Gravel-Eating Kung-Fu Monkey


...with a Battle Rating of 8.1



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Hell yeah...
  • Current Music
    Easier to Run-Linkin Park
[Phoenix] X-Files Edgeworth.

Mmm....pizza....

Through the Battle Monkey simulation we have discovered that Jhonen's unholy power resides in his last name XD.

WHOO!
Tif
is a
Pizza-Eating Surrender Monkey


...with a Battle Rating of 0.0



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GO ME!!! XD
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    Nobody's Listening-Linkin Park
[Phoenix] X-Files Edgeworth.

Forgot somebodies XD

Tallest Purple
is a
Lemon-Eating Surrender Monkey


...with a Battle Rating of 0.0



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Tallest Red
is a
Rock-Eating Robot Monkey


...with a Battle Rating of 9.4



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defeat Tallest Red, enter your name:



"Would you put your brain in a robot body?"
  • Current Music
    As a change of pace, Hello-Evanescence
[Phoenix] X-Files Edgeworth.

Yummers

Eggy weggy oh so bright, eggy smeggy...fuck youz Satan! I eat your tuna!!

XD Gran's making egg salad, num.
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    Casablanca musico