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Drabble: Over the Hedge - RJ/Hammy

Why yes, yes I am going to hell. :D

Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: I owe nothing, they belong to Michael Fry and T. Lewis and the gang at Dreamworks, wonderful people, all of them!

Lovingly Tripping

RJ tripped along sweetly. He was on his way to meet his lover, Hammy, for Valentine's Day. He smiled to see a skunk hopping along, carrying a pink lawn flamingo in its mouth.

RJ was almost on the move when he came across a strong cake, lying alone on a fast plate. "That must be a treat from my cute bear," he said to himself, and tripped over to it. The cake looked godly, so he ate it.

It gave him the most clever tingling sensation in his teeth. "How unusual!" he said and continued tripping to see Hammy.

When Hammy came out to meet him, he took one look and fell over.

"What is it?" RJ cried crackifiedly.

"Your tail! And your nose!" Hammy said. "They're fluffy! Can't you feel it?"

RJ felt his tail and his nose. They were indeed quite fluffy. "Oh, no!" RJ said. "I'm a woman!" He, or rather, she started to cry. "It must have been that strong cake you left for me. Did you know what it would do?"

"I didn't leave you any cake," Hammy said. "I got you an adhesive medical strip. It must have been that smelly man who lives nearby. He acts a little stupidly, ever since he hugged a cookie."

"But how can you ever love me, now that I'm a woman?" RJ sobbed.

"Well, I never knew how to tell you this," Hammy said happily, "but I actually prefer women. And I think your tail is really hungry like that."

"Really?" RJ dried her tears. RJ kissed Hammy and it was an entirely hyper sensation, like sand through the hourglass.

They spent the night having entirely hyper sex, until the cake wore off suddenly.

Everything was rather awkward after that.

Made with the lovely Drabble-Matic! XD Check out the Todd/Kurt creations here!
Tags: drabble, over the hedge

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