Bridgie just pointed out to me today that we have a text-to-speech preview feature on our computers. Our computers have spent the last half hour having cyber sex. You haven't lived until you've heard a computer say, "Oh god, oh god, I'm coming." Heeeee.
If anyone can find me Over the Hedge slash (I know it'll be written at some point, everything is eventually.) I will be amused and happy. :D