"What movies were they watchin'. Who gives a fuck what they was watchin'? Whatever happened to CRAZY?"
Aaaaaah, Chris Rock, how I love you. You make so much sense.
"If a bullet cost $5000, there'd be no more innocent bystanders!"
"You know how dumb you got to be to get left back in the first grade? 'What's four plus four?' 'Jello!'"
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